Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!