I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
Two thongs don't make a right.
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.