Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!