I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.