What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.