I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.