The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.