When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
Two thongs don't make a right.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.