We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
Two thongs don't make a right.
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.