If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!
The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!
The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.