The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.