I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.