What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
Two thongs don't make a right.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.