The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.