I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

Quiet! I'm expressing myself!

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.