I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
Quiet! I'm expressing myself!