I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Quiet! I'm expressing myself!