I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.