If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.