If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.