If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.