The good news is your surgery was a success and now you look like a movie star! The bad news is that movie star is Drew Carey!
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!