If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume