You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.
One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.
I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.