Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.
Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.