Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.