I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.

I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.