Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.