If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.
Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.