Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.
What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.