What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.

I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.