The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.