Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so
Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.