If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.

What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.