If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.