If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.