If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume