Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.