You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.