When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.