An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.

The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.