An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.

The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.