The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.

I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.