The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.