The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.

Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so