The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.