The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.