I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.