Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so