Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so