Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Faults of ignorance are excusable only where the ignorance itself is so

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.