The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.