One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.