One says that money doesn't buy happiness. Without a doubt, one was speaking of the money of others.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

I have my ignorance to thank for the few things I know.

What probably distorts everything in life is that one is convinced that one is speaking the truth because one says what one thinks.