When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Find someone to love . . . and, oh, someone to love you.

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.