The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume
Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
Look after your wife; never mind yourself--she'll look after you.