When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

There's no thief like a bad movie.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.