Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.