When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.