When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.