When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.