In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.