In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.