The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.