The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.