The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.