I try to figure my adjusted gross income, but no matter how I figure it, it's still gross.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.