Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.
Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.