Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.