If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.