Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.