On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.