Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.