Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.