Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?