Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.