Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.