It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.