A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.