Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.
When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.