Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.