If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.