If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.

The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.