Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.