If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has.