If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.