Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.