A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.

Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.