A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.