If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.