Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.

If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.

The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.