We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?
A neighbor will stand at your door talking for 20 minutes because she doesn't have time to come in.