If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.