The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.
If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.