Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
President Herbert Hoover returned his salary to the government. His idea caught on, and now we're all doing it.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.