We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.
Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.