Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
There's no thief like a bad movie.
Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.