As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.