When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.

Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?