When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.

A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man, and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Two things help to keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.

Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you.

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.