The sight of home looks best after you've traveled hundreds of miles to get away from it.
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.