Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

Crime in the cities is very discouraging. Apartment house dwellers have locks, bolts, chains and bars on their doors. It takes a tenant longer to get out than a burglar to get in.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

There's no thief like a bad movie.

Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Youth is when you think you'll live forever. Old age is when you wonder how you've lived so long.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.