Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.

Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall?

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.