I have lived a carnal life.
Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.
Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.