John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

I'm attracted to heartbreakers.