John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!