I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they're so sweet: I'm not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I'm not. I'm gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain!

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

I have lived a carnal life.