It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.