It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

I'm attracted to heartbreakers.