It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.