When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
Sam KinisonJesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
Sam KinisonSo many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
Sam KinisonThere's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!"
Sam Kinison