Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
What happened? Satan was busy?
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.