Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

What happened? Satan was busy?

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?