Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.