Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.