Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they're so sweet: I'm not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I'm not. I'm gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain!