I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
Sam KinisonThere's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
Sam KinisonI have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.
Sam Kinison