I have lived a carnal life.

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.