Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?