Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

What happened? Satan was busy?

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pay your house payment. That's a tough crowd.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.