How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pay your house payment. That's a tough crowd.
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.