Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

What happened? Satan was busy?

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.