I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.