Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

I have lived a carnal life.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.