It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.