AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.