Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.
I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.
What happened? Satan was busy?