You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they're so sweet: I'm not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I'm not. I'm gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain!

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.