What happened? Satan was busy?
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!
I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.